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Just Shut Up Gaetz!

19 August 2023

I mean seriously, is anyone actually a supporter of Gaetz? I know the idiots voting for him, and they only did so because of lack of choice up in the taint. There were choices, of course, but when Daddy bankrolls you, the others don't stand a chance.

Especialy when you have two Daddies. Don and Don. Hmm. His birth father pays his way through life, getting him off of HIS 3 DUIs, getting the cop who gave him at least one of those fired for doing what you expect him to do, and what you pay him to do; his job. Daddy two is the one Chiclet face picked himself, DonJohn. And DJT pays him no mind except for what he can get from it. Which is little, which is why you see Big Teeth trying so hard to brush up against Orange Daddy

They tried helping again, when Goon Face started shipping some trim, underage trim at that, around the country for himself, and any other wannabe-Epstein, to have a crack at. Paying with it from the taxpayer coffers. While the idiots keep lapping it up and voting him back into office to shirk responsibilites, cheat, lie and steal as much as he can, and rape more people. Figuratively and actually.

Gaetz, the Matt one, not the aborted one, enjoys grifting you dipshits. And you dipshits seem to enjoy being grifted. I mean, you are too fucking stupid to have money anyway, you might as well just give it to these idiots taking advantage of your lack of any brain cells. Which, by the way, is why they make you hate college so much, while they themselves go to it - to keep you as stupid as you are now. Good job District 1 of America's Dong.


The Americans' Salvo Agasint The Traitor Trump

by American Angst

17 August, 2023

There was a time when we were a sane society. Where we came together to discuss issues that were affecting all of us, in a logical way, in a polite, and maybe a heated way, but always with respect for those we were debating the issues with. Not any longer.

A person that America as a whole, collectively, despised, ridiculed, and thought less of, had made it to the top of the social echelon. Uninvited. Unwanted. Still the butt of all of our jokes, but some of us stepped to the side, allowing hatred to rise up and be the driver of all that they would think.

That person, of course, is Donald John Trump (who uses the nickname as a name? Spell it out for crissakes!) And using the term 'person' is very generous. As he doesn't act like a human being. He doesn't act like the rest of us - helping others when they might need it, taking care of our neighbors and generally being a HUMAN. This is a foreign language to Trump - empathy.

His lack of empathy is the most evident thing about him. He derides mentally disabled people to keep their sane, logical, questions from being answered. He lambasts women at every turn stating they are nothing more than objects that he can do with what he pleases. He uses euphamisms to stand in for his racist attacks. I could go on and on. He certainly does.

The fact that he doesn't care, nee hates, anyone who isn't him has finally found a home. I applaud whatever team he hired to figure this out, because he doesn't have the smarts to figure it out on his own. They figured out for him that there was a select group folks out there that feel the message he is putting out there - nevermind that Trump doesn't even believe these folks are scum, unworthy of even his half-eaten slice of pizza.

That this group is the poorest people in the land only adds to his distaste of them. That they live in rural America (a place very unfamiliar to Trump), in trailers, being subsidized by the same government they blame liberals of mooching off of, does not endear them to him. That they cannot afford to buy beans from a Mexican owned company that Trump saw fit to advertise for WHILE the sitting president, doesn't stop him from stealing more money from them.

These detriments, as defined by Trump himself, are infuriating him. That he has to coddle to you poor white trash makes him livid. You can see him seethe every time he talks to you idiots. His teeth grit while he speaks, so he mentions something else that makes him almost as mad as you trailer-park idiots do. And you start giving him the food that feeds his soul - applause. The fact that you are always looking inward while he speaks and asking yourself; "is he speaking of me?" - should tell you that he is, indeed, speaking of YOU!

And YOU keep on feeding him. Feeding him recognition. Feeding him praise. Feeding him money. But most of all, feeding him authorization to act like the very thing YOU say you are against. As long as you keep on "owning the libs" (you aren't by the way - none of them even know you exist - only your vote) I guess things are just fine. That's what YOU want - to be controlled, to not think a single thought of your own, to opress others because they don't look like a fat idiot in coveralls wearing a red hat screaming at people about shit that doesn't even exist.

YOU killed America. The proverbial "heart" of America has turned on itself. And YOU, and collectively ALL of US Americans, only have YOU to blame. So keep on, we'll have the rolls of traitors soon enough. Then we will start getting America back to greatness, one red hat on the ground at a time!


MBS, A True Pole Smoker

And I don't mean that in the endearing sense. I mean a truly, steaming, stinking, pile of human excrement. For real.

Just look at him. He is obviously someone who posesses no quality that someone would consider strength. He is super-weak, super-fucking stupid, and a real POS. The dude is having people killed because of satire. Satire. Let that sink in, and remember the Trunts are looking to mirror this bullshit.

Every time I see a picture of him, it looks as if he is scared that someone will slap him. The only power he does have is from the slaves they own. They call them subjects. I wish we would have had MBS on a card, it would have been very fun "x-ing" that card. And so easy it would have been. And still can be...


Leprosy in Texass!

Say it isn't so...there cannot possibly be a case of leprosy in Texass, can there!

They say they don't know how the person contracted it. They say it is a mystery. They don't seem to know that the state is full of armadillos. I'm not saying the guy might be a armadillo fucker, but I've seen some pretty disturbing videos come from south of the border involving nationals that live down there, and goats that are forced to live with them. Not saying this is what happened, but it isn't a far stretch to think someone got to an armadillo in an intimate way. Maybe the armadillo didn't like some dude trying to slide it in and bit the dumbfuck.

Or a fucking armadillo passed it another way. Regardless, this dude needs to go to an island right now, and never return. This is what we do with dumb pieces of shit, we get rid of them so they don't fuck up the rest of society. Sad we've gotten so soft. I know an orange fella that could use some time away as well.

Fuck Texass! They deserve everything they get. Floriduh as well. Fucktards.


It's Happening!!!

Death Clock has started ticking. The Turtle is going down, all the way down.

Stay tuned as we sit and wait for Mitch The Turtle McConnel to expire and let out his last "huuunph".

Now hopefully he will spread whatever the fuck he has been suffering from his entire life to the rest of the dipshits. I'm looking at you Committee Bomber Marge.


If You Constantly Complain You Are Being Targeted...

...It might be because you are doing something illegal.

The "doth protest too much" certainly seems to apply to all these Trunts still allowed to breathe. I mean, do you really think they are serious when they say the DOJ is targeting Repuglicans? (not a typo, these idiots are as far from Republican as one can possibly get)

Some of them seemed to keep quiet at first, which is the blaring indicator you need to prove their guilt, but now seem to squawk a lot more. Kind of like a kid that did something bad, kept quiet while the furor over what was done subsides, and when he thinks he got away with it starts squawking again.

Marjorie Traitor Greene - prime example. The RNC/DNC bomb-planter, and horse lookalike, was pretty quiet after she tried to overthrow the government and after placing those "bombs". I predict the one they found at the RNC was a dud, or just a dummy, and the real bomb was at the DNC. Not a surprise. But a surprise they did it that way, as the scrutiny would be on you...

Horse-face is just one. Comer, Jordan (the person who likes to watch young men be sexually assaulted), the other Turd from Texass, Chiclet Face Gaetz (child sex predator and trafficker), Bobble Head (though this stupid bitch is more of a pawn), etc. The Freedumb Cockus is the laughing stock of the planet. And probably other planets as well.

Keep it up you mentally inept fools, we know what you did, do, and will do. RIP...


Iowa - Full of Real Shitheads

Not much more to add to that. I also don't think it needs much explaining that Iowans are the least intelligent dumbfucks in the country, falling only behind: Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, parts of Colorado, Florida, Idaho (more like fucking potato brains, fucking idiots), Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, big parts of Maine, huge swaths of Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire (what trashy dicker rednecks), North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Cackalacky, Tennessee (nice try dipshits), Texas (stand up Professor X, you are being impolite), Utah (what a creepy set of people in this fucking lunatic state), West Virginia (who knew being a Manchin would make you so backwards). And to be fair, they are mostly tied with the above, but pulled ahead due to the lunacy that is harassing talking heads on television. What kind of time do you need to have an abundance of to make an effort to email someone with your counter to all logic argument? The kind of time that makes you a giant piece of Iowa shit. Which is almost an oxymoron.


Christians Flood Review Section of Horrible Movie to Try and Spread Their False Narrative...

17 June, 2023

...That the bible was real.

So the white hoods are at it again. Pumping up the ratings of a shitty movie that supports their agenda. Well, that's what they think anyway. The movie does try and show us what road we are heading down...if you believe in the "good" book, that is.

Sean Patrick Flannery was good. Was. Powder was an awesome movie that made people think. It made us pause and reflect on how we treat others and how that may affect them. But the feeling it gave us lasted an American minute. Meaning, we quickly forgot that we are human and went back to acting as Americans: hateful, spiteful, beligerent, human-hating humans.

Boondock Saints was his other Magnum Opus. But he had a little help in that one. But he delivered. We felt for him in this movie, we empathized with him, and felt that he was getting back at everyone for all of our sakes. It again made us humans that felt human feelings and shelved our apathy for on another for a new cycle of time. Quick to move on, we did.

I've watched a ton of movies with Sean in them over the years. None are very memorable. All had me asking what he did to his face. Why he would get work done? But maybe he and Mickey Rourke were in the same fight that day. Regardless, I kept rooting for him as I felt he would deliver that acting gold he once possessed. I kept watching.

But this latest movie, whoo boy! If you haven't seen or heard of it, I wouldn't be surprised. It isn't good enough to actually mention. But here I am writing a rant about it nonetheless. And I only do so because there seems to be an army of thumpers (I'll refer to them as AoTs from now on) that seem hellbent on pushing this movie to the top of lists to get as many people watching it as they can. Which is weird, because one could take the opposing message that white-hooded religious nuts in America are proselytizing, which is what I'll take away from it: That Evil is Good.

How are they propping up this pile of shit next to the dumpster on trash day? By giving this steaming pile perfect 10 reviews. You heard me right. Sean Patrick Flannery is in a movie that gets the highest score you can possibly get in the ratings-on-IMDB game. Which nobody really takes as gospel. But some of us do rely on the reviews to watch something we may never had heard of. And when klansmen keep inflating ratings it is hard to weed out the blind faith from actual subjectiviity. And they are blind faithing the fuck out of those ratings.

People are saying he deserves and Oscar (r) for that "acting". But it is only because they believe their message is being spread. But more importantly, they believe that others are watching this and receiving their message in full.

I'd rather they have cast Kirk Cameron in this so I would have known what the intent was. Or Sorbo. And in the words of the latter in describing this movie, and the bevy of fake reviews, after watching it through: Disappointed!

Don't take my word for it, see for yourself. The reviews really do out themselves quickly. And I wouldn't suggest evening the playing field, but it definitely needs some real reviews. Pile Of Shit Nefarious


Meatball Rolls Off Plate!

25 May, 2023

Or, how Donald DeeeeeSantis kept in character the entire time he has been around. Is it that difficult to say you are doing something? Apparently for Ronald DeeeeeSantis it is. And by the way, why are you unable to pronounce your own fucking name correctly. But, you wanted a new nickname Meatball, so good luck. And now everyone will be calling you DeeeeeSantis, you tool.

But anyway, picking one of the least like dorks on the planet isn't helping you. You and Musk may know each other from your time in the school lockers crying profusely, plotting your revenge on society that wronged you, but having a commmon victim bond doesn't translate well to social circumstances. As you two have seen as you stutter and stammer your way through incoherent periods of verbal diarrhea. Like most other things in your life, Thigh Food DeeeeeSantis, you got this one wrong too. And your execution is right on brand.

I do wish you luck though, the way a kid kind of hopes that the slug will make it out of the pile of salt he poured on it. As with the slug, you will need all the luck you can get. So far it's been all bad, but keep on thinking you can buck that trend, little guy.


Dang Tarzhay!!!

Who would dare shop at Target now? They seemed like they cared about people and were going to sell items to include them. But they seem to be a weak-kneed, feeble, money-grabbing, machine. Oh, to cave to such bigotry. Not saying caving is complacency, but it sure isn't bucking anything. Except for the respect you may have had before showing your true colors.

I guess you are damned if you do and damned if you don't, but caving to the Wal-Mart shoppers of the world won't be winning you any favors with a progressive crowd. I mean I shopped there to avoid all the cankles and fat rolls flowing aroudn the flip-flops. But now where do I go to feel good about my purchase of Chinese made junk at ridiculous prices? Oh, Amazon is still around...

Which begs the question: Why are you on HGH Jeff Bezos? You look ridiculous, as does your Bogdanoff triplet of a fiancee. Yes, she has had too much work done. Don't parade it around if you don't want the heckles. You my bald, entitled white man, are a buffoon. Fuck you and your shitty Wish.com knockoff.


Little Hands Big Thighland

24 May, 2023

DeSantis. That should be all I have to say, everyone out there knows what's next.

What a buffoon. The man who proclaims Florida to be the Freest State (R) seems to not understand what that means. Just like...spoon. I get it, you are from Dunedin, where all the other dipshits reside. Little man from a little fake town. They think they are a city, but they are just a small street of horrible stores that make up a neighborhood in Clearwater. But, let them pretend. Like Meatball pretends he is doing what the people want. Spoiler alert; he isn't.

Why do all of the tiny people always have the most ludicrous plans? Is it the air down there? Blood getting to the head too fast? Or is living closer to the gutter driving your life decisions?

Seriously, what are you thinking, little man? You will never win the nomination. And you, of all people, should know you have no chance in hell...unless you hired nothing but yesmen and enablers? But, only psychopaths do...oh shit, I've given it away.

And stop calling him a little league star. Everyone is a star at 10 years old. .336? LOL. He sucked, his school sucked, and his poverty stricken high school was my country club's bitch. Go Cougars!

Also, stop calling him a vet. He quit. Or got the boot for those fucking tiny hands. Fucking loser. Meatball.

I probably laughed at those tiny hands while eating at gitmo. They served thigh food when I was down there. While he force fed it to inmates, like "lawyers" do. But he would have been answering to me at the time. B-b-b-b-b you got that Ronald? I wouldn't mind getting back in Black, if you know what I mean!!!


Republicans Hate Themselves

In a world of constant bickering over anything that seems bickerable, the dipshits in the once grand GOP have made a bed they clearly want no part in sleeping in. But, yet, they made it! And they made it big enough to house the most paranoid of the Trumpies. All tucked in, and Tucker'd out.

Kevin McCarthy, the one time laughable speaker (oh, you didn't hear) has given so much power away it is hard to believe he wants the job after globbing for it for decades. Letting the Horse Face Drag Hag (MTG - the "T" stands for Traitor by the way), Chiclet Teeth (veneered Matt Gaetz the child trafficker), and Bobble Head Boebert (she isn't smart enough to waste time making up a name for, even with those glasses Groucho) have made it so miserable I find it harder to believe that they are still in office. But Kevin, you could have saved yourself and the party, if only Trump would have taken your balls out of the jar next to his Mexican foodstuffs and let you use them for once.

But, the nutless Kevin, went ahead and made do without them. It is coming back in spades, ain't it?


Time to Crash the Planet!

The FED thinks they can keep you in debt by raising the interest rate. They want to keep you under their thumb. We will not fall for the duplicitous shit. The banks and the FED are in bed together to keep you controlled. We can kill another bank today! PACWEST needs to know their place in the world, like all banks and FEDs who want to keep you in debt as long as they allow you to keep breathing. Don't fall for it. Let them have it. All of it!!!


DeSantis = Tool and such a Meatball

Who would have thought that Ronald McDonald DeSantis would unseat Matt "How's My Teeth Looking" Gaetz as the biggest, public, dipshit in Florida? Ron would have, and he has been gunning for that badge of honor since he faked his way through the "Navy". Quotes because he wasn't a real member of the military. And you all know this to be true, unless you were also a weekend warrior. Phew!

The dude keeps talking about shit he knows nothing about. But since it seems like it is taking away his whiteness he has to pretend he does. AP African American studies course. He just shot it down because it has a section on "queer theory", say knuckle-length finger having, Ronnie. "What does that have to do with black lives and their history", he keeps his cock holder open long enough to spit out.

Maybe because they are similar in the way that you continue to try and keep them from being a member of society, little hands. Maybe you should concentrate on keeping your wife from being passed around and take car of your state, you fucking douchenozzle. Seriously, take your little tiny hands and start looking out for actual people. Your donors won't care about you when you aren't in office. And we won't care when you aren't in "active status", and I don't mean the military. You wouldn't know what that means anyway. DumbSantis.

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And closing prisons is a political agenda? The private corporations that own those for-profit "institutions" aren't really politicians. They certainly lobby them to say things, and pass laws, that will keep their coffers full. But nothing about a private business should even be considered a political agenda. Unless they are paying you to say such things, so they can remain in business. Then you kind of made it policital. But, yeah, tell me again where the political agenda in that COURSE is? What politician is putting them in there to cause you such concern? What PAC is acting on the interests of actual humans is doing this? OR...are you the puppet that the strings are tied to? Yep.

When you get tired of doing what your masters tell you to do, you can try and break away to gain your freedom. Too bad you'll try and ban the class that lets you know that other people may have accomplished it. Or not. Guess we'll never know. Buffoon.

Peace out you loon.


Ol' Kev says Santos stays because the voters have spoken.

In other words, people who get scammed deserve what they get for getting scammed? That's some round thinking there. Not sure how you can squint real hard and start thinking only to come up with that little pile of nonsense. But Kevin delivers when no one else can, or like no one else can? A little less of the former I'd like to think

Strangely out of left field, though, comes the assault on the IRS. That's unexpected. Unless you had listened to how Trump kept wanting to abolish them. Then you start getting a picture of what is going on. Nice try RINOs, you ain't foolin' nobody.

In not-so-unrelated news, maybe. Todd Alstrom. Do you remember that big, fat, toxic, pile of shit's name? I had forgotten too. After 12ish years of not hearing that spouse of a walking cunt's name, I am greeted with an email from the hacked site about privacy policy updates. Excuse me? You did ban me more than a decade ago, huh ruddy-pocked-face? How are you now contacting me regarding policies. What a turd. And that cunt wife of his, what a fat turd she is. Poor Jason.

Nobody mentioned in this blurb deserve anything good that they've stolen in life. Especially the Alstroms. Turds. Man, they really are the biggest turds I've had the displeasure of actually meeting in person. And I've met a ton of turds around the world.


Kevin McCarthy Sucks Harder Now...Just Like Matt Gaetz

Matt Gaetz says one thing...does another? Yep, just like every other day he is allowed to breathe our air.

But I digress...it's hard to keep thinking of this child enslaver and all he's done, so I'll take a break.

And now they are coming after natural gas? Idiots over at some dumb rag state the following: "There is this misconception that if you want to do fine-dining kind of cooking it has to be done on gas," Trumka said. "It's a carefully manicured myth." That is not a misconception. It is fact. Until they get our electric stoves to regulate their heat to provide a temperature I want, reliably, it alway will be true that gas is a superior cooking heat.


Kevin McCarthy...Still...Sucks...

Bombs away!!!

Oh boy! What a tool this guy is. Give it up already. Both of youse - Matt "Chiclet Toothed Child Groomer" Gaetz and yourself.

However, it should be asked why Matt Gaetz is causing the chaos he is. I know, and I know why Horse Face wants Kevin in office: to stave off inquiries of her involvement in the RNC/DNC pipe bomb planting. Could it be that he will be reunited with his buddy soon? I think it might...

But at least ol' Kev is seasoned. Very well. Maybe more well soon.

Stay tuned? for more...


Kevin McCarthy Sucks...

Maybe the headline is a little obvious to anyone who has half a brain. But this dude is a true detriment to the United States and all of its citizens. Donald Trump doesn't help the situation by being alive, but it is what it is.

I do applaud the citizens that are voting against is reign, as they seem to be the halfwits I'm speaking of. Minus Matt Gaetz, who is under investigation for child sex-trafficking, he's a schmuck of the highest order. Keep using logic in your votes young folks. We are standing behind true Republicans that have the entirety of the nation in their thoughts. Not the entirety of "what can it do for me", like Kevin McCarthy and the supposed RNC/DNC bomb setter - Marjorie Traitor Greene, The Honorable Talking Horse - sans honor.

Good show so far, let's keep him from getting there! And find a legal way to get him, MTG, DJT, Matt "Child Groomer" Gaetz, off the plane of existence that the humans left happen to reside upon.

Fuck Kevin McCarthy